Sunday, July 24, 2011

A Professional Santa explains!

Here's a "line" that worked for me this morning:

Visiting with a 95 year old sister at church, I introduced myself, "as a professional Santa, but I shaved this morning, so you won't get the total effect."  (After last year's experiment with a full beard from April to January, this Claus is smooth shaven and happily avoiding the comparisons to Otis from the Andy Griffith Show or your random homeless guy)

The timing was just right. She was saavy enough to "get it" and gave me a well earned chuckle! Please use it where appropriate, at no extra charge!

JRH

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